terça-feira, maio 30, 2006

Eu queria que Portugal fosse conquistado por um país qualquer...

...Para não ter que ouvir o hino da sic sobre a selecção portuguesa!

Please?

sábado, maio 20, 2006

Consequências




A noticía está aqui

sexta-feira, maio 19, 2006

Pensamentos aleatórios

Se empurrar esta pessoa para a linha do comboio agora que ele se aproxima, ela nunca mais irá ver as pessoas que gosta e ouvir Bach e ver um filme do Romero (de qualquer das formas também não o via) e eu vou ver pela primeira vez um cadáver na minha vida, e eu vou fazer uma coisa que nunca para o resto da minha vida poderá ser igualada, nada, nada nunca se aproximará dela, e estas pessoas aqui ao meu lado iram ficar chocadas, vão chamar a policia, o homem que me virá buscar vai contar a história hoje á mulher, algo que começe com "Hoje apreendi um desgraçado..." e aparecerei nos rodapés de telejornais de ética duvidosa, ou mesmo em jornais, os miúdos que lessem podiam inventar estórias, e escrever sobre isto.
Suponho que poderia mudar o mundo assim.

quarta-feira, maio 17, 2006

Attack of the Crab Monsters


Tag Alternativa: O melhor filme de caranguejos gigantes de sempre!

quinta-feira, maio 11, 2006

A conta secreta do Mr. Masiga.

It is my pleasure writing to you but before I proceed, how are you doing today with your entire member of your lovely family? I hope you all are in good health of mind and body? If so to God be the glory.

I am contacting you without a prior relation as a matter of urgency cropped up this God's sent opportunity as it may be a life time opportunity for both of us if let be. But before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. I want a business associate who will kindly help me to invest this money in his or her country or any choice is country ($21,300.000.00 USD) Twenty One Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) from a Prime Bank here in South Africa. I want to ask you, If you are not capable quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to handle it, this important business trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or in future.

I am Mr. Masiga, Auditor General of this bank here in South Africa. I discovered this money from an a/c opened with the bank in 1996 and the a/c has remained UN serviced since 1998. It was after going through our old files in the records that I discovered that the owner of the account died without a WILL hence the money was floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account Mr. Morris Thompson an American and great industrialist and a resident of Alaska, who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000, including his wife and only daughter leaving nobody to claim the money. You shall read more news about the crash on visiting this site; and this one.

No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it except me as the account is a secret account.

I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person here, but to a foreigner who has information and experience on business, which I shall give to you upon your positive response. I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, I am contacting you on this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently.

I guarantee you that this transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I will destroy all documents of transaction immediately you receive this money leaving no trace to any place. I will use my position and influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 20% of the total amount, 70% will be for my investment in your country through your name, while I have mapped out 10% for expenses both parties might have incurred during the process of transferring. I look forward to your earliest reply.

Wishing a Good relationship,

Mr. Masiga.

PS- Este Post tambem poderia chamar-se: "como coisas estranhas que não são spam vão parar ao e-mail deste blog"

sexta-feira, maio 05, 2006

How to make 1.000 euros in one night...

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